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Oct 12th, 2009 @ 11:14 am

Top 10 Lessons For Surviving A Zombie Attack

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Taken from Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead.

1.  Organize be for they rise!

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

3. Use your head cut: off theirs.

4. Blades dont need reloading.

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6.  Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Reblogged from Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.

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